Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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