Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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