So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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