i permit you to call me
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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