dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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