You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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