What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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