what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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