Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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