it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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