And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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