I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Bring me that man meat
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I wear drunk well.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
