he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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