do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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