Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Reggie can tackle my bush.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Randomize
