Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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