when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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