Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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