I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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