Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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