Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So squirting runs in the family.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
