I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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