I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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