dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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