She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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