He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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