she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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