How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
