Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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