So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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