Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want her autograph on my taint
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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