we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize