adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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