i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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