i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Reggie can tackle my bush.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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