what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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