When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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