I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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