with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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