She said her name was "party"
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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