# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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