4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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