also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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