May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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