just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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