and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
