Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
as a side note pls kill me
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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