But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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