I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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