How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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